Gender Roles

So here's a rephrasing of a joke I told today:

So a husband and a wife were discussing gender roles and the husband asserted that he needs to give the instructions and the wife must build with it.

The wife said he hardly ever gives instructions and the husband said that's because he only wants sex and she laughs when he wants something specific in the bedroom.

The wife asked, what more there could be to sex. The husband replied that there are things he would like to try.

The wife asked if they are weird and freaky, and the husband just gave her a blank stare.

The wife said she needs to know to decide if she can use her feet, get stepped on, or get plastic surgery for a third boob.

They laughed and the husband asked her if she would and the wife replied that she would if he washed the dishes :(